The More the Merrier—and the More You’ll Need Barriers
Don’t forget to stock up on STI-preventing barriers before your group sex debut. You want condoms, gloves, and dental dams at the minimum. Condoms work for penetrative sex, but there’s a whole lot more you could be doing during the threesome or orgy, and you certainly don’t want to be limited based on your supplies. So, get dental dams so that you can keep oral sex (and anything else!) on the table
Pop the Question
No, don’t propose marriage. But before you have group sex, definitely propose that you all get tested for STIs together. Even with appropriately-used barriers, you’ll get a better night’s sleep if you’ve all been recently checked. If you come to the brothel, you’ll know that we’ve all been recently checked, and you can skip this awkward conversation altogether.
Safe Positions for Group Sex
During an orgy, you have to avoid cross-contamination. You’ll want to know some positions that you can do that will be safe, so that you don’t spend the majority of the time washing and changing barriers. Again, at the brothel, we make this process so easy it’s almost invisible, but at home, you’ll need to be on your most meticulous behavior.
For female-female-male threesomes, the easiest setup is as follows: one lady on the right, the guy in the middle, and another lady on the left. This arrangement gives the man one hand for one partner, one hand for the other partner, and he needs to remember not to switch arms or ladies. So, no hand jiving, patty-caking, or clapping until you’re all through. And remember, if you touch your penis with one of those hands, your penis is now only safe for the corresponding lady unless you use clean hands to put on a new condom. Yep, it gets pretty technical, but it’s worth it when the outcome is an orgy that’s safe for everyone involved!
Remember: these methods are essential, even if all of you have no STIs! That’s because other no-fun things can be transmitted, like UTIs. And nobody wants that kind of a souvenir.
Let’s Talk Toys
Toys have to be safe, too. You’re going to want to clean them beforehand, sanitize them after, and wash them any time you switch areas (say, for example, from your vulva to your anus) or partners. Toys can be a lifesaver during a female-female-male threesome, as the toy can stimulate whomever you’re not involved with at the moment. So, don’t leave them out; just make sure they’re clean before, during, and after.
My personal fave is the Swiss Navy Toy and Body Cleaner, which is anti-bacterial, antimicrobial, antifungal, and antiviral. If it’s germy and gross, this stuff will kill it. I keep in by my side at all times. It uses natural oils and works even for those who have sensitive skin. Trust me, my job depends on me only using the best stuff, and this is it.
Another option is to use a condom on the toys that you change in between partners. However, this does depend on the shape of the toy, so you’re still going to want some Swiss Navy in your nightstand.
At the Brothel
If you come to the ranch for your threesome, I’ve got an excellent tip: let the lady that you’re most interested in pick the others who will be attending the threesome or orgy. That way, she can ensure there is good chemistry, no awkward moments, and that the sexual energy flows naturally—because she already knows the other lady(ies). If you pick them at random, there could be some new ladies who we haven’t gotten to know yet, and then it can feel like three strangers having sex, rather than you tapping into already established chemistry. And, here’s some insider info: you can even invite someone who works at one of the other brothels nearby. So many options, so little time.
Also, if you have a partner you want to bring, that is perfect as well. When I’m with you and your partner, I can use your natural chemistry to partake in the fun. It’s sexy for me to get to join the two of you in such an intimate way.
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